[ h-holding back his laughter like a hypocrite while she does that... aah okay, he takes a deep breath, coughs discreetly, and starts talking. ]

Ah, well, simply put, the current situation is a bit like this:

The two of us, as well as everyone else in this place, have been trapped in this place, and there is currently no know way out. The town itself is designed to resemble what a suburban town in America-san's house would look like during the fifties. Everyone who arrives is sorted into roles according to age and gender. Everything is designed to make it appear as though we have lived here our entire lives. The original population consists of drones; non-sentient automatons, of sorts, who behave as though that is indeed the case. All possessions, non-human abilities, and other such traits and things that come from our original lives are stripped away. We are reduced to humans. However, all these are regained over time.