<sub>[ Guess who got her butt stuck in the tire swing at the park this morning and wore too many layers of clothing to get out. The small of her back is a little exposed so the weather's kind of cold

holy ass it's cold

She has a suitcase with her filled with cosmetics. Or it was -- it's slightly ajar and on its side, perfume bottles, mascara and lipstick spilling out. It's a short distance away, but just out of Taiwan's reach. Even closer are a pile of fliers promoting the preservation of the Earth's oceans. They have this girl and cute, anthropomorphic sea creatures saying things like, "Yes! Save water creature!! Oh!" with a random "Nice Day ♥" on the side. The art varies in quality - you can tell which ones weren't drawn by her.

If you happen to pass Taiwan by at the park, she'll try to catch your attention. ]</sub>

H-hello! _{[ She waves as she holds one of the Engrish fliers in her hand. ]} Ah, wait, wait, I have free samples of Nova's latest eyeshadow--hnngh! <sub>[ TRIES TO SWING TO THE OTHER SIDE.




It doesn't work. ]</sub>

... Stop looking!

_{[ Alternatively, she's still stuck in the tire swing, but spinning around and humming pop songs. Maybe even singing them. Shush, she has the voice of Teresa Teng... Don't ruin her delusions... ]}