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三 ❀ phone call
[ Good morning, Mayfield. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? The sun is shining, the birds are singing, Japan's in her bed...
Japan's... in her bed...
Maybe if she closes her eyes, it'll go away. ...oh god he's still there insert every swear word in the Chinese language here oh my god OH MY GOD this. This is not happening, okay. She is dreaming and when she rolls off the bed, she will hurt her head so hard and she'll wake u ― OW MAN OW ffffffuu ― Japan, you might have heard that. She quickly sits up. Okay, Taiwan, breathe. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
brb calling up the only other female nation she knows personally. She'll understand. Oh, there's one thing, though ― she forgot to tell the operator to make this call private. ]
Jiejie! Ei, jiejie! Japan... Japan did something really bad. You can't tell anyone, okay? Um, he's. He's on my bed.
[ ... kjgsdfg ]
He's on my ― i-i-i-it's a breach of national security!
[ Don't worry, she'll punch him soon. ]
[ ooc: that was worst hiatus ever... Anyway! Taiwan's been moved from 1488 Kramden Road to 1245 Williams Road! All calls will be ICly answered a few minutes after the action thread with Japan. ]
Japan's... in her bed...
Maybe if she closes her eyes, it'll go away. ...oh god he's still there insert every swear word in the Chinese language here oh my god OH MY GOD this. This is not happening, okay. She is dreaming and when she rolls off the bed, she will hurt her head so hard and she'll wake u ― OW MAN OW ffffffuu ― Japan, you might have heard that. She quickly sits up. Okay, Taiwan, breathe. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
brb calling up the only other female nation she knows personally. She'll understand. Oh, there's one thing, though ― she forgot to tell the operator to make this call private. ]
Jiejie! Ei, jiejie! Japan... Japan did something really bad. You can't tell anyone, okay? Um, he's. He's on my bed.
[ ... kjgsdfg ]
He's on my ― i-i-i-it's a breach of national security!
[ Don't worry, she'll punch him soon. ]
[ ooc: that was worst hiatus ever... Anyway! Taiwan's been moved from 1488 Kramden Road to 1245 Williams Road! All calls will be ICly answered a few minutes after the action thread with Japan. ]