Because it's supposed to be a secret, and if anyone found out, I'd be in big trouble and it's not like anyone will believe me anyway! Well, it doesn't matter, because no one deserves to see me in my super cute uniform! <sub>Ah, but Japan can see it if he wants to.

[ Yeah, she hasn't noticed Korea yet... brb shaking the clerk ]</sub>

That's why you should give me a gun, you know!