[oh, this must be what it feels like to be in one of those low-budget spy films in which everyone speaks in stage whispers... also, giving the Doctor an incredulous look why are you so ridiculous]

Your clumsiness is a bit difficult to miss, yes. [he can already see the pin and scissor massacre his attempts at sewing might be] You could give the town a call and see if any tailor will take your commission. There are quite a few good ones, I would recommend Alice or Abel.