[ See, Charles, a real vampire would turn into a bat and laugh at her pain, you poser!! Taiwan stumbles along the sidewalk, nearly tripping over the cracks in the concrete. Not that she can see them, of course. ]
Noooo! I haven't even gotten my Christmas bonus yet!
[ She certainly doesn't sound worried about that, though, as she grabs onto the arms blocking her view, halfheartedly trying to get them off. There's another pole nearby, isn't there... A fire hydrant, maybe... ]
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Noooo! I haven't even gotten my Christmas bonus yet!
[ She certainly doesn't sound worried about that, though, as she grabs onto the arms blocking her view, halfheartedly trying to get them off. There's another pole nearby, isn't there... A fire hydrant, maybe... ]