You can't eat a still-beating heart. Don't you know how unpleasant that feels? [wow he sure is learning great things about deadpan snarking from you, not!dad. because that... that was clearly a joke, yes!

but after a moment he huffs and sets up some paper over the newspaper, uncapping the blue paint.] You must find walking through doorways to be a challenge with that big head of yours. [pride is only okay if it's him!!]