一 ❀ action/voice

[naicha]

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

<sub>[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]

[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]</sub>

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

<sub>[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

edit; Thank you so much for the paid account and icons, anon! ♥♥♥ You can have my hearts. All of them.</sub>

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[naicha]

<sub>[


opens the door slightly ]</sub>

What's the password?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

...Taiwan-san? My apologies, I do not... I do not understand...

[naicha]

_{[ pushes the door to narrow the gap ]} If someone asks you to give them your limited edition Hatsune Miku figma, what would you say? _{[ yes? no? i will consider it??? ]}

... Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock... _{[ japan your time is running ]}

1/2.

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

T-Taiwan-san! That question is far too easy! It does not work as a password!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

--Regardless, I, as a true Japanese man, would say 'I shall think about it' or 'It is a possibility', or perhaps even 'Only under the condition that it will be for a limited time and returned within two hours', by all of which I actually mean 'No, not ever'!

[naicha]

_{[ and she swings the door wide open! ]}

Pin-pon! It really is Japan! _{[ She takes his wrist and leads him in. ]} Be quiet, okay? The guy who lives here is kind of scary.

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Understood. [ walking on his tiptoes... ]

[naicha]

_{[ stealthily goes to the living room LIKE A NINJA ]}

Okay, I think we're safe. _{[ l-like they were ever in danger... she faces him with her hands on her hips. ]}

Japan has a lot of explaining to do.

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ h-holding back his laughter like a hypocrite while she does that... aah okay, he takes a deep breath, coughs discreetly, and starts talking. ]

Ah, well, simply put, the current situation is a bit like this:

The two of us, as well as everyone else in this place, have been trapped in this place, and there is currently no know way out. The town itself is designed to resemble what a suburban town in America-san's house would look like during the fifties. Everyone who arrives is sorted into roles according to age and gender. Everything is designed to make it appear as though we have lived here our entire lives. The original population consists of drones; non-sentient automatons, of sorts, who behave as though that is indeed the case. All possessions, non-human abilities, and other such traits and things that come from our original lives are stripped away. We are reduced to humans. However, all these are regained over time.

[naicha]

<sub>[ wow tl;dr

But she listens to it all. ]</sub>

Vietnam-jie said something like that! But I didn't really understand it the first time...

This situation sounds really bad. But that's all we have to worry about, right? As soon as we get our stuff back, we can focus on getting out of here! Teacher still has missiles, and I have a show to catch tomorrow!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ delicious, delicious tl;dr ]

I shall make sure to take care of everything, so there is no need for to worry at all. Taiwan-san simply needs to stay safe and not do anything dangerous or reckless. I will take care of you if anything should happen.

...Ah, also, this brings me to another issue. There are some here who come from the past, or a different point in time. ... Naturally, this has the potential to cause some misunderstandings and confusion.

[naicha]

So if Hong Kong were here and I asked him where my egg tarts went, he might not know because he's from five years ago or something?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Something like that.

[naicha]

But I bought those egg tarts!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, that doesn't appear to be the case with Honkon-kun. ...Ah, China-san, however...

[naicha]

Teacher is...? _{[ don't say taiwan crisis don't say taiwan crisis ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ even if it were, he wouldn't say it... ] Well, he isn't too long ago [ because time flows differently when you're an old man ] but Taiwan-san should keep in mind that in his time, she is slightly different.

[naicha]

<sub>[ WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN... ]

Was I cuter?</sub>

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Younger, to be more precise.

[naicha]

I'll just tell him that I don't need him anymore! _{[ obviously this is the best idea :| ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

I would not advise you to do such a thing!

[naicha]

Ahahaha! _{[ Suddenly, serious. ]} You're right.

Is Japan the same?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

It depends on what the date is for Taiwan-san. As for me, it is 2010.

[naicha]

_{[ squeals ]} Me too, me too! _{[ jumping up and down ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah... please, calm yourself.