naicha | 一 ❀ action/voice

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

_{[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]}

_{[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]}

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

_{[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

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H, Hold on a second! Isn't doing that a little too much?! I mean, I would probably kick them there, or punch 'em in the face like I do to Battler whenever he tried to touch my boobs- ah, wait, but he expects to be slapped when does that, he never does it because he actually wants to touch them....- but c'mon, that's taking it way too far!

... Then we can make them sterile. As long as they're good and learn their lesson!

T-that won't... your suggestions are crazy!

It's called justice! America said a hero has to be just and fair.

What kind of screwed-up justice is that? And what do you mean, America said?

America said so. He told me.

... D, Don't tell me! You're... you're another one of these country people?

I'm Taiwan! _[Yes.]

Oh, that's so cool! It doesn't make sense much and I'm still not sure how it works, but that's still awesome!

You think so? Haha, it is pretty cool, huh?

Whose citizen are you?

Sure is! This is my second time meeting one of you! You're not like the first guy at all, though. So you people can be both male and female, huh...

Whose-?.... oh, I'm Japanese! [ says this with so much pride!! ] But I'm not like Erika, I ain't obsessed with chopsticks and I don't think other cultures suck or anything like that.

Edited 2010-11-29 16:10 (UTC)

Erika sounds like an interesting person. _{[ s-sobbing... ahaha ]} Jessica doesn't sound like a common Japanese name, though! Are you half?

Oh, no, that's just my family for ya! Grandpa's totally obsessed with Western culture. We even live in this old-looking Western-style mansion. But because of that there's this stupid naming tradition- my dad and his sibling all have Western names, written in kanji for some reason, so they just had to slap us with it, too! [ grumble ]

Edited 2010-11-29 16:45 (UTC)

Ohhh. That's a little eccentric. There was a time Japan was really into Western culture, too! But he didn't give me a name like that. _{[ lmao she would have punched him ]}

'Eccentric' is an understatement when it comes to Gramps.

--You know Japan?!

We're related! _{[ nod nod ]}

...Related? But... how does that even... you're countries!

We're related, but at the same time, we aren't? _{[ hahaha taiwan you aren't making sense... ]} It's weird! But I know that Teacher took care of Japan when he was little, so... there's that.

..."Teacher"? Ah, whatever. This whole thing is still weird.

Anyways, if- if your relationship's like that, then... you must know him pretty well, right? You probably knew him for a while, too! Tell me, tell me! What's Japan li-ike~?

Hoh-! Well, he's really smart, kind and funny... and smart... _{[ Taiwanvision. ]} He's cute and he likes cute things. Oh, oh, he says things like, "Perhaps next time," or "I will consider it," but you definitely know he means no. Ah! And he gets embarrassed easily.

[ nod nod ] Yeah! Just as expected of someone who is Japan! ...Well, I guess the part about liking cute things and getting embarrassed easily is just a bit lame.