一 ❀ action/voice

[naicha]

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

<sub>[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]

[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]</sub>

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

<sub>[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

edit; Thank you so much for the paid account and icons, anon! ♥♥♥ You can have my hearts. All of them.</sub>

Comments

[naicha]

<sub>[ She grabs the nearest picture frame and nearly shoves it in Vietnam's face.

She points at the man next to her. ]</sub> Creepy.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, he is a bit creepy-looking, I see that now, but you should not judge others by how they look.

[naicha]

_{[ turns the photo towards her and stares at it ]} He's a gangster! He's definitely a gangster!

What did I do to deserve this? _{[ head, meet picture frame ]} If I had to be stuck with someone, at least make it Jay Chou!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[pats her on the back in what is supposed to be a reassuring way] You've finally become a woman, and... [she's getting a little misty-eyed...] What's a Jay Chou?

[naicha]

<sub>[ all her hopes and dreams ruined ruined i

hold on ]</sub>

What's a Jay Chou?

"What's a Jay Chou?" _{[ oh, she's been living under a rock... so sad... ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[it is a jungle thank you very much]

Yes. What is Jay Chou? Can you eat it?

1/2

[naicha]

Oh... well, it's embarrassing, but I can try asking hi--

[naicha]

No eating Jay Chou! No eating ever! He's a widely-known and well-respected talent and _{[ takes a macaroon and munches on it while talking ]} jiejie can't eat 'im!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Oh! It's a he? A man? A horrid Chinese, then? [pours out some coffee] Is he your new boss?

[naicha]

He's not Chinese! _{[ she's hurt, vietnam. offended even. flailing a bit. ]}

If he was my boss, I'd get to spend more time with him... _{[ heeee nibbles on a macaroon ]} But I don't want to stop him from making more music. And he's probably not qualified to be president, anyway.

<sub>[ takes a sip of coffee

probably doesn't like it ]</sub>

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never heard of a Jay Chou. [o-oh, yeah, Vietnam makes coffee nearly black...]

[naicha]

_{[ then she hates it and quietly spits it back in the cup... ]}

That's okay! I'll make you listen to him.

<sub>[ pats her person for her iPod

uh yeah it's not going so well ]</sub>

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[Taiwan why are you groping yourself??]

Oh? He is here?

[naicha]

He's in here somewhere... <sub>[ IPOD WHERE ARE YOU...

pats her stomach, pats her hip, stands up and turns around ahhh ]</sub>

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Are you doing a dance routine? A Jay Chou is so small it lives inside you?

[naicha]

No! And Jay Chou's not small!

_{[ She tucks her hair behind her ear and starts biting a nail. ]} First my flower, now this...

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

A-ah. They take everything from you, em.

[naicha]

_{[ stops doing the where's my ipod dance ] ... Everything? [ everything everything ever ever? ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Yes, everything. Your possessions and clothes, and, ah... your immortality.

[naicha]

They can do that? _{[ She isn't ready to believe that part just yet. ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Supposedly. [read: definitely. she didn't believe it either at first.]

[naicha]

_{[ Vietnam's an old lady, but she sounds slightly more convincing this time around. Still skeptical, but she doesn't want to take any chances. ]} ... It's going to be a lot harder to protect things now, huh?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Well. [tries to sound cheerful] I don't think any of your citizens are here, so... [maybe that's not a cheerful thing]

[naicha]

_{[ Oh, so lonely... She tries to snap out of it, though! ]} It's better that way! That means they're safe back home-- _{[ only she remembers it's not so safe back home, sob. She keeps quiet. ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[has no idea about your crazy future world] And there's just one of mine... It's relieving, in a way, just to have one to look after. [though she misses the rest, of course]