五 ❀ action / phone call

[naicha]

<sub>[ So basically, this is a day in the life of Taiwan. ]

[ A Morning. You're out on the streets, right? Then you see a flash of pink speed by. Your imagination? Nah, she's not that fast. It's Taiwan on her pink! motorscooter with a matching pink!! helmet. You should move out of the way if you know what's best for you. ]</sub>

Woohoo!

<sub>[ Sorry about the coffee on your shirt or whatever. ]

[ B It's lunchtime. At the diner, she's reviewing her notes for her English lessons! Squinting from time to time. Is she reading this right? Well, whatever. They are going very smoothly... Haha... She is reading so loud. ]</sub>

Hello James I am here how are you I, _{[ squint ]} I am waiting for long time...

<sub>[ Eats a french fry. She is concentrating so hard. ]

[ C Afternoon. brb ringing your doorbell. If you answer right away, she's clutching her case of products awkwardly. ]</sub>

Hi! Um, so I'm supposed to be selling you this really tacky makeup right now, but I kind of feel sorry for whoever has to buy it. The colors are too bright and I like a more natural look, you know? So I don't get to use the samples much even if I could. But if you want a makeover, I can give you one. Leave it to me! You have to pay, though, or I'll get droned. _{[ total lie ]} Ah, but what I'm really here for is... I mean. I wanna know more about Mayfield. Do you have some time?

<sub>[ You can interrupt her spiel anytime. ]

[ D Nighttime. She is in her room, in her pajamas, eating pudding with a spoon. Singing J-pop and K-pop songs out loud. Like this one. Or this one. Even if it's a summer song. Man she wouldn't know it's cute okay. Jumping on the bed, aww yeah! The spoon is her makeshift microphone. Being bored in the fifties is hard. Neighbors might hear her and may chuck things at the window... Oh yeah. She forgot to close the curtains. Maybe they can see her dancing to Gee.

Or maybe they can hear her singing in the phones, too, because she totally knocked the phone over while covering a KARA song. ]

(ooc: Also! Also also also. CR chart is up, but incomplete. I'll be getting around the rest who replied to me on the CR meme, but feel free to comment so I can have your character added. Comment with the icon you want me to use, too, if you like. ;u;)</sub>

Comments

[naicha]

<sub>[ She's dancing to Genie, the first video linked up there, lmao. Japan, didn't Girl's Generation just release a single at your place, too...

shaking her hips hahahaha ]</sub>

Sowoneul malhaebwa... something something something something nanananana...

_{[ hasn't noticed japan yet ]}

1/3

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ h-he's a slightly possesive big bro okay... oh god oh god she's shaking her hips iyaaan these are some... pretty nice hi-

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ NO NO HE CAN'T THINK THAT... SHE'S HIS WIFE IN THIS TOWN THAT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH. SHE'S YOUR LITTLE SISTER, DUDE, SHE USED TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER ISN'T ONE OF THE REASONS YOU CHOSE 2D IS BECAUSE YOU COULD AVOID HAVING THOUGHTS LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR OWN FAMILY... ]

3/4

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, JAPAN! YOU'RE A TRUE JAPANESE MAN! YOU CAN DO THIS YOU CAN DO THIS!!!! ]

4/4

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ brb





slapping self on the face several times ]

Aaah, stupid! ...Release those vile thoughts of evil!

[naicha]

Geuraeyo na, nun, sa, ranghae-!

<sub>[ oh what's that sound

tiptoes over to her door

and slowly pushes it open to check... ]</sub>

... Japan?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah... [ his face may be looking a bit more red than usual... he slaps himself pretty hard. self-discipline is important!! ] T-Taiwan-san...

[naicha]

Why are you hurt? Did you get into a fight?

_{[ genuinely worried here. while holding a spoon. ]}

Do you need ice again?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Not at all! I was simply... ah, disciplining myself. Please forgive me for making you worry...

[naicha]

If Japan needs to be disciplined, _{[ points her spoon at him!! ]} I'm here to scold him properly, you know!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

T-there is no need to go through the trouble!

[naicha]

Is that so. _{[ puts the spoon on her lip ]} But what did you do that made you discipline yourself? Is it Really Bad?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Taiwan-san has no need to know...

[naicha]

_{[ chuckles ]} Okay.

But Japan, what are you doing up at this hour? _{[ old people sleep early, right... ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

I was on the way to the bathroom.

[naicha]

To do what? _{[ so many questions ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

I-is it not obvious? What does one normally do while in the bathroom?!

[naicha]

Sing in the shower, read the newspaper and make cute faces in the mirror!

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah... and use the toilet.

[naicha]

Oh, that too, I guess.

So why aren't you going?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah...

[naicha]

Oh, did I interrupt you or something?

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

Ah... no. I was simply... a little distracted.

[naicha]

You should be more focused. You'll end up peeing on the floor at this rate! And I'm not cleaning that up for you, you know. _{[ waves the spoon as if she was scolding him ]}

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

I would never do such a thing!