五 ❀ action / phone call

[naicha]

<sub>[ So basically, this is a day in the life of Taiwan. ]

[ A Morning. You're out on the streets, right? Then you see a flash of pink speed by. Your imagination? Nah, she's not that fast. It's Taiwan on her pink! motorscooter with a matching pink!! helmet. You should move out of the way if you know what's best for you. ]</sub>

Woohoo!

<sub>[ Sorry about the coffee on your shirt or whatever. ]

[ B It's lunchtime. At the diner, she's reviewing her notes for her English lessons! Squinting from time to time. Is she reading this right? Well, whatever. They are going very smoothly... Haha... She is reading so loud. ]</sub>

Hello James I am here how are you I, _{[ squint ]} I am waiting for long time...

<sub>[ Eats a french fry. She is concentrating so hard. ]

[ C Afternoon. brb ringing your doorbell. If you answer right away, she's clutching her case of products awkwardly. ]</sub>

Hi! Um, so I'm supposed to be selling you this really tacky makeup right now, but I kind of feel sorry for whoever has to buy it. The colors are too bright and I like a more natural look, you know? So I don't get to use the samples much even if I could. But if you want a makeover, I can give you one. Leave it to me! You have to pay, though, or I'll get droned. _{[ total lie ]} Ah, but what I'm really here for is... I mean. I wanna know more about Mayfield. Do you have some time?

<sub>[ You can interrupt her spiel anytime. ]

[ D Nighttime. She is in her room, in her pajamas, eating pudding with a spoon. Singing J-pop and K-pop songs out loud. Like this one. Or this one. Even if it's a summer song. Man she wouldn't know it's cute okay. Jumping on the bed, aww yeah! The spoon is her makeshift microphone. Being bored in the fifties is hard. Neighbors might hear her and may chuck things at the window... Oh yeah. She forgot to close the curtains. Maybe they can see her dancing to Gee.

Or maybe they can hear her singing in the phones, too, because she totally knocked the phone over while covering a KARA song. ]

(ooc: Also! Also also also. CR chart is up, but incomplete. I'll be getting around the rest who replied to me on the CR meme, but feel free to comment so I can have your character added. Comment with the icon you want me to use, too, if you like. ;u;)</sub>

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[naicha]

<sub>[ they are the most mature nations, obviously!! well okay no hong kong isn't a nation but

she's raising her glass, prepared to sic ice cream with sparkles (lmao she means sprinkles) and strawberry syrup at his stupid, ugly face. s-stupid! ]</sub>

I, I'm telling! I'm telling, you kno-



_{[ wait no Baozi what are you doing aha ahaha that tickles ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[good dog Baozi ;u; he takes the opportunity to shove his glass in her face first... okay he really wanted to eat that but oh well :| tragic

hahahahaha she is covered in ice cream and sprinkles and chocolate syrup though and this makes it worth it







he kept the cherry on the top though]

1/? idk i might get distracted lmao

[naicha]

_{[ oh hong kong ]}

[naicha]

_{[ oh hong kong you are so screwed ]}

see i told you. also done.

[naicha]

You little-!

<sub>[ yeah little lmao

She doesn't care if people can see up her skirt, man, she is climbing on that table, grabbing him by the collar and preparing to give him that one knuckle sandwich he ordered a long, long time ago. >:|

but then all the drones start to stare ]</sub>

hahahaha

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[he gives her a bored look

despite the fact he is inwardly terrified for the safety of his face]

People are staring. You'll totally get kicked out for violence in a sec.

They might get the cops.

[naicha]

The cops think I'm cute. <sub>[ no only one of them

l-lets go and sinks back into her seat - wait, no, not a good idea. she can feel the ice cream trickle down her scalp ahhh ;A;

packing all her notes away now, since she needs to clean up. sliding the paper with hong kong pig to his side of the table. ]</sub>

You can have that one. <sub>[ ah

finishing all her ice cream before she goes first ;u; and tries to feed some to Baozi hahahaha ]</sub>

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[reaches over and starts gently whiping and dabbing at her face with a napkin lmfao

he figures it's the least he can do now

Baozi happily scoffs what is offered... such a healthy dog :|]

[naicha]

_{[ :| not surprised if it explodes tomorrow. scrunches her nose a little when he does that. ]}

... Not a lot of girls put up with Hong Kong, but I do, don't I? <sub>[ puts the last spoonful of ice cream in her mouth.

and with that spoon still there, she gets a napkin to wipe the ice cream off his bangs too. but you know, sisters are supposed to be annoying, so she unfolds the napkin and puts it on his head as she ruffles his hair hahaha ]</sub>

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[tfyhf flicks the napkin off his head and immediately gets to flattening his bangs down again]

At least I've had girlfriends.

Like, when was the last time you had a boyfriend? [if ever lmao]

...And Jay Chou doesn't count because he's only your fantasy one.

[naicha]

_{[ if ever sob! she holds the spoon in her mouth as she pretends to think about that. ]}

J, Japan's _{a boy...}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[ytfhf]

He's an old man and you're not really dating him either.

[naicha]

What if we were and I just haven't told him yet?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

It's like, really supposed to be something you decide together with the other person. [also can you see how pleased about that idea he is

not]

[naicha]

_{[ dfhksf ]} So I haven't found anyone yet. So what? I'm not looking, anyway! <sub>[ spoon in mouth :I she can live vicariously through her dramas she is satisfied





hmm ]</sub>

Baozi can be my boyfriend. _{[ so desperate lmao ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

That's like, really tragic...

[LMAO he almost feels bad for her, ALMOST]

Especially when I get myself a real date and you're stuck with a dog.

[naicha]

At least I'll always be sure he'll be cuter that whoever you've got, right?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

...You can't really compare humans with dogs.

I like, kind of have somebody in mind already anyway.

[pause]








And no. I'm not telling you who they are.

[naicha]

But best friends tell each other everything, right? _{[ hahaha puppy dog pout ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Not if they're a blabbermouth. [scoops Baozi off the table and puts him down on the floor again, where he immediately starts sniffing around under the table for dropped food]

[naicha]

_{[ brings both legs up because she's ticklish okay ]}

Oh. Uh. Well. I have... someone else in mind... too. _{[ as an afterthought ]} You know.

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Oh?

And lemme guess, you won't tell me who they are? [lmao so obvious taiwan]

[naicha]

N-no. You have to. Tell me yours first.

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Well, she's real for a start. [stares at taiwan pointedly, yes he is implying that you're lying about yours lmao]

And she's foreign so it'll like, make teacher and Vietnam mad, maybe. [aka keep your mouth shut 8I]

[naicha]

Is she _{[ pause ]} American? _{[ because all foreigners are American right ]}