十三 ❀ in which i almost completely forget about this thing

[naicha]

_{[ phone; filtered from Nena Trinity because she doesn't want to die sob ]}

Um! Um, so I heard about this prom king and queen a long time ago, and I thought really long and hard about it... There were a lot of factors I considered, and um, it was a difficult decision to make, but now I've decided!

_{[ AND SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH ]}

Taiwan is running for prom queen!

There's some tough competition out there, but I'll work hard and give it my all, you know!

<sub>[ action ]

[ A Using her door-to-door saleswoman job for something other than selling makeup again jeez Taiwan. After she rings your doorbell, she hides her campaign posters behind her back and smiles sweetly at you. ]</sub>

Hi! You're going to the prom, right? For girls, it's a night that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, you know? It'd be really nice if you could make that night something special...

<sub>[ N-no she already has a date, but please vote for her... ]

[ B So she finds out that everyone voted for everyone else already! Life is unfair! Why is life unfair! Life is so hard, she makes frustrated sounds and

FLIPS A CAR OVER

then sits on the sidewalk all hunched up as she pouts at everything. Don't worry, she'll be fine in a while, just let her sulk for a few minutes. ): ]</sub>

Comments

[naicha]

Hahaha! _{[ pinches his sides real hard ;u; jerk ]}

Oh, good idea. Everyone will love Baozi! _{[ She holds her hands out for the cute puppy! ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[owww ;A; don't do that! he'll drop the puppy!

hands him over] Don't give him too many treats. He's been like, stealing way too many french fries. [like dog like owner :|]

[naicha]

That's because he finally saw how chubby you were, so he's helping you diet! Aren't you, Baozi? _{[ coos at and rubs noses with ;u; ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[yip yip whiiiiine]

...He disagrees. He says my abs are looking pretty impressive. [LMAO]

[naicha]

_{[ takes Baozi with one arm and pinches his flab hahaha ]}

Hmm... _{[ frowns and shakes her head ]} Nuh uh.

_{[ what does the dog have to say about this... ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[tfytfghj THERE'S NO FLAB THERE

just yip yip ._. lmao] It's true. I even worked out.

[a bit...

lifts his shirt a little. there is the barest hint of more muscle there LMFAO] See.

[naicha]

<sub>[






FLICKS IT ]</sub>

That's not Bruce Lee. That's Buddha. _{[ rubs her imaginary beer belly ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[



t-tugging the shirt back down again] Yeah, whatever.

Maybe you should do some working out before you try and fit into a prom dress.

[naicha]

I work out everyday, silly!

Look! _{[ lifts her shirt up too!! higher than he does!!! ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[yip yip yip from Baozi.

one word from Hong Kong:]

Fat. [POKES :| LMAO]

[naicha]

_{[ ): pinches her stomach a bit ]}

At least I eat...

What else can I do to get more votes?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Promise people free stuff if you win? Like beer. Or muffins.

That's what happens in America's tv shows and stuff.

[naicha]

What about free stinky tofu!? _{[ SHE LOVES STINKY TOFU ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Dunno about that. The smell puts Westerners off.

You should pick something with wider appeal. [he knows about this stuff okay :| he's always adapting his cuisine so they eat it overseas]

[naicha]

P... pineapple cake! _{[ The stuff people always buy as souvenirs at her place lmao. Squeezes Baozi a little! ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[nods] Yeah. That's a better idea.

You could even just give some out today. Make yourself look generous, y'know.

[naicha]

_{[ she is like, oh! good idea!! ;uuu; ]} I'm tons generous! _{[ She really is. ]}

I know, I'll trade in my costumes for lots and lots of boxes, then I'll give one to each house, and... they'll like it, right? They're really delicious! _{[ So delicious she might eat them all... ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Just don't eat them all yourself. [lmfao he knows you Taiwan]

And give one to me.

[naicha]

Why? You're not voting for me. _{[ SHE KNOWS YOU AREN'T HONG KONG... ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

But I'd totally vote for you if my girlfriend wasn't in it.

Plus I helped. I'm letting you borrow Baozi and I gave you advice. [YUP YUP :I GIVE CAKE ;A;]

[naicha]

Words are cheap!

... Fine. _{[ that means she'll give him two. but he's not supposed to know that. ]} Baozi, say bye bye now.

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[eee ;u; cake cake cake

also bawww Baozi ;A; giving him a pet and scratching behind his ears and having his face licked all over in the process]

You be good for her, 'kay? [NOT A WOOBIE]

[naicha]

_{[ ... throws her Mickey Mouse voice ]}

I'll be really good to her 'cause she's the sweetest, nicest and prettiest person I've ever met, you know!

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[LMAO raises an eyebrow]

Yeah. And she's totally modest too. [SARCASM]

[naicha]

_{[ drops the voice haha ]}

She's going to get a lot more votes than Hong Kong's girlfriend, so he should keep his mouth shut until then.

She's gonna win it fair and square! _{[ relatively... ]}