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台灣 ❀ TAIWAN ✿ 林曉梅 ❀ Xiǎom​éi​ Lín ([personal profile] naicha) wrote2011-04-22 09:01 pm

十三 ❀ in which i almost completely forget about this thing

[ phone; filtered from Nena Trinity because she doesn't want to die sob ]

Um! Um, so I heard about this prom king and queen a long time ago, and I thought really long and hard about it... There were a lot of factors I considered, and um, it was a difficult decision to make, but now I've decided!

[ AND SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH ]

Taiwan is running for prom queen!

There's some tough competition out there, but I'll work hard and give it my all, you know!

[ action ]

[ A Using her door-to-door saleswoman job for something other than selling makeup again jeez Taiwan. After she rings your doorbell, she hides her campaign posters behind her back and smiles sweetly at you. ]


Hi! You're going to the prom, right? For girls, it's a night that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, you know? It'd be really nice if you could make that night something special...

[ N-no she already has a date, but please vote for her... ]

[ B So she finds out that everyone voted for everyone else already! Life is unfair! Why is life unfair! Life is so hard, she makes frustrated sounds and

FLIPS A CAR OVER

then sits on the sidewalk all hunched up as she pouts at everything. Don't worry, she'll be fine in a while, just let her sulk for a few minutes. ): ]

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well... Neena is getting a lot of votes by extorting them through threats of violence. The vocaloids have been campaigning for weeks. If it helps, no one has nominated me."

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hrm... Maybe that's better than how I was dealing with the extortion angle..."

[She ponders a bit]

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Taiwan... Please don't let it make you sad though, I mean you're the nicest nation I know. That counts for something, right?"

[identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods and pats Taiwan's shoulder smiling slightly]

"Maybe, but I don't know those nations like I know Taiwan."