十三 ❀ in which i almost completely forget about this thing

[naicha]

_{[ phone; filtered from Nena Trinity because she doesn't want to die sob ]}

Um! Um, so I heard about this prom king and queen a long time ago, and I thought really long and hard about it... There were a lot of factors I considered, and um, it was a difficult decision to make, but now I've decided!

_{[ AND SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH ]}

Taiwan is running for prom queen!

There's some tough competition out there, but I'll work hard and give it my all, you know!

<sub>[ action ]

[ A Using her door-to-door saleswoman job for something other than selling makeup again jeez Taiwan. After she rings your doorbell, she hides her campaign posters behind her back and smiles sweetly at you. ]</sub>

Hi! You're going to the prom, right? For girls, it's a night that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, you know? It'd be really nice if you could make that night something special...

<sub>[ N-no she already has a date, but please vote for her... ]

[ B So she finds out that everyone voted for everyone else already! Life is unfair! Why is life unfair! Life is so hard, she makes frustrated sounds and

FLIPS A CAR OVER

then sits on the sidewalk all hunched up as she pouts at everything. Don't worry, she'll be fine in a while, just let her sulk for a few minutes. ): ]</sub>

Comments

[koyo]

So why shouldn't people like you, hm? You sound perfect to me.

[naicha]

_{[ o-oh flattered... if you think so then ]}

I'm going to do my best... to make them notice me.

[koyo]

That's the spirit! And if you don't become queen, you'll be the best princess, sí? And you can find a handsome knight or prince.

[naicha]

He'll be the smartest, kindest and handsomest prince in the universe and he'll love me for who I am! _{[ yay yay ]}

[koyo]

And then the two of you will get married and live happily ever after! Ah, just like a fairy tale. . .

[naicha]

But it's like what America's movies say, you know! "With great power comes great responsibility!" It won't be easy for the two of us, but I'm sure everything will turn out alright!

[koyo]

( ( Should he know that saying? He's never heard it before. Also, he's going to kiss Taiwan's cheek now, okay? Okay. ) )

That's the spirit-- just keep believing things will turn out well and things will.

[naicha]

_{[ WH-well okay, don't mind her when she shuts her eyes and pulls back a little after that, she is just surprised. ]} It's my life's philosophy...!

[koyo]

It's a good philosophy. If you believe that, you can do anything. ( ( Maybe become an empire but he won't give her those ideas. ) )

[naicha]

_{[ China has to admit that she's a country first! Besides, empires are so last century, Spain. ]} Xiexie, Spain! I feel a lot better now.

[koyo]

( ( What do you mean. It's all the rage-- even America wants to be one right now. ) )

Bien, bien. Now, sonrie, Taiwán, smile! So everyone can see how cute you are.

[naicha]

<sub>[ Takes a few steps back, puts her hands behind her back and places herself right in front of the flipped car...

And smiles!!! ]</sub>

Niiii.

SO LATE. . .

[koyo]

That's better! You'll make a beautiful queen.