十三 ❀ in which i almost completely forget about this thing

[naicha]

_{[ phone; filtered from Nena Trinity because she doesn't want to die sob ]}

Um! Um, so I heard about this prom king and queen a long time ago, and I thought really long and hard about it... There were a lot of factors I considered, and um, it was a difficult decision to make, but now I've decided!

_{[ AND SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH ]}

Taiwan is running for prom queen!

There's some tough competition out there, but I'll work hard and give it my all, you know!

<sub>[ action ]

[ A Using her door-to-door saleswoman job for something other than selling makeup again jeez Taiwan. After she rings your doorbell, she hides her campaign posters behind her back and smiles sweetly at you. ]</sub>

Hi! You're going to the prom, right? For girls, it's a night that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, you know? It'd be really nice if you could make that night something special...

<sub>[ N-no she already has a date, but please vote for her... ]

[ B So she finds out that everyone voted for everyone else already! Life is unfair! Why is life unfair! Life is so hard, she makes frustrated sounds and

FLIPS A CAR OVER

then sits on the sidewalk all hunched up as she pouts at everything. Don't worry, she'll be fine in a while, just let her sulk for a few minutes. ): ]</sub>

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[naicha]

But... Charles, you know Nena, right? She won't really... kill everyone if she doesn't win, right?

[encored]

I suppose it depends on how many people who aren't impervious to extreme weaponry will be in attendance. If several like myself are there, then no, she won't kill everyone since she won't be able to. [not exactly a proper answer...]

1/4

[naicha]

_{[ sob ]}

[naicha]

It's not fair if I've gotta worry about winning and people dying at the same time! This is too much responsibility!

But... but Spain said a queen has to look out for her people, so I've got no choice!

[naicha]

... I think I need to buy bullets...

[naicha]

But can I even catch up to her at this rate? _{[ sighhh ]}

[encored]

[looks incredibly amused by her indecision like the nice person he is, but at least he's saving all of the really snarky remarks for now.]

This is an awfully large amount of fuss over something quite silly. Shouldn't you put your effort into obtaining a title that isn't so empty? [a thoughtful pause]

I can't say it wouldn't be amusing to see Hong Kong's efforts go to waste, though.

[naicha]

_{[ It's not entirely empty!!! She likes the attention... ]}

Oh please! He barely put any effort into it, you know!

_{[ huh... wait charles what are you getting at... ]} But this might teach him a lesson... _{[ Don't ask her what Hong Kong needs to know. Now that their teacher's gone, it's up to Taiwan to educate him right. :| Lesson 1: You're Getting Us All In Deep Shit, So At Least Take Some Responsibility For It, Stupidhead! ]}

Does that mean Charles is voting...!?

[encored]

He put enough effort into it to bother lifting the phone, yes? [gosh HK his opinion of you is so very high!! and he entirely agrees with her other point because really, when does he ever pass up an opportunity to watch people squirm?

only one problem]

Possibly, but I believe my vote has already been spoken for.

[naicha]

_{[ hahahaha good point charles hahahaha wait wh- ]}

What do you mean? _{[ Oh... ]} Did Hong Kong...

[encored]

[he got a tarte tatin and canelés out of it, how could he refuse] I've already put one in for Nena, though I'll be at the dance on standby if she loses and has difficulty accepting it.

[read: he will be breathing heavily near Vietnam and raring to rip some heads off if things get ugly]

[naicha]

_{[ pretentious immortals and their pretentious foodstuffs!!!! oh wait she's one too huh ]} That's more than enough help for everyone. It's too bad that I can't get Charles' vote, though... I wonder if she will win. There are a lot who are voting for her, but I guess you can never tell the results of an election at the start. That's what makes them so... intense!

[encored]

[exactly, you have no room to judge fatty dingdong] That's one way to look at it, certainly. You'll have quite a time winning over someone who employs fear tactics, but I do wish you the best of luck.

[naicha]

Haha, don't worry! I'm used to it. _{[ China... ]} Xiexie, Charles!