十八 ❀

[naicha]

phone!

Um, ehehe! Wei, it's Taiwan... If anyone heard anything about me _{um, kissing other people and stuff} a week ago, let's just forget about it, okay? I'll forget about whatever you said, too! You probably forgot about it, though, but just in case you remember... Ah, but if it's a good thing, then you can be sure that I'm definitely remembering it! _{[ You can't see it, but she nods. ]} Mm. Yeah!

_{[ oh gaaaasp ]} I forgot! Um, I was wondering... how can you tell if someone's a vampire? I have to know. It's important!

_{[ wait she's not finished ]} Ohhh, wait! I was thinking about this the other day, you know! Mayfield... doesn't have a Chinese restaurant. _{[ says it like it's the most depressing thing ever ]} So I thought, hey! Maybe I should open one up! But I don't have a place where I can set it up. I could use the basement, but Japan keeps all his weird stuff there. _{[ haha weird ]} Ah, but I'd have to worry about where to get the ingredients, too. _Aiya...

action!

<sub>[ She got her clothes back in the mail today! You don't know how happy this makes her.

A Taiwan usually goes out looking like this. But why is she making the extra effort to look good? Why is she in such a good mood? Why is she on her way to Bunker Street? And why does she look so serious when she finally gets there?

She's on a mission... shhhshshhshh only background music now. ]

[ B But sometimes, she also goes out wearing shirts like this. Not necessarily with long sleeves, mind you. I mean, in this weather? That's stupid.

... Why is she kicking the gumball machine outside the grocery... ]</sub>

Eating coins is bad!

<sub>[ Oh. ]

[ C In the afternoon, Taiwan passes by the building of the Zemekis Corps. Offices. She stands there for a while, hands on her hips. Then, she points at the building and shouts, ]</sub>

I'm on to you!

Comments

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Uh... Okay... [ letting her push him because he's curious and is probably feeling too lazy to do anything else. ]

[naicha]

_{[ pushing him all the way to his house yay ]}

Hong Kong? ... Does England have a thingy?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[ ...oh god. ]

...Are you the reason he was insisting that I tell people that he has a dick, too?

[naicha]

But does he!? He says his unicorns like him, but unicorns... they like girls more, don't they?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Maybe they make an exception 'cause he's like, a country or something, I dunno.

Anyway, he's walked around drunk and tried to take his clothes off enough times and yeah, he has a 'thingy'. Even though I had my eyes closed.

...Why are we talking about this?

[naicha]

Umm. _{[ topic change topic change wait is that a person passing by ohhhh that is the perfect excuse ]} Quick, hide!

<sub>[ SHOVES HIM IN THE BUSHES

and she follows by body slamming into him too yep ]</sub>

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[ shoved and slammed and whatnot oof

ow ow ow ]

...Wow, this like, doesn't look suspicious at all.

[naicha]

Shh.

_{[ She places a finger near her lips and waits for the drone to pass. ... Okay, he's gone. Back to business. ]}

Hong Kong, you know about justice, right? Well, I do. I've watched Justice for Love, you know! <sub>[ Shakes him!!

She'll get to the point soon, just wait for it. ]</sub>

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Um... Sure... [ shaken ;A; ]

Are you sure you didn't hit your head when you got up this morning or something?

[naicha]

_{[ ignores ]} England said it's only just that people get the things they own back. Don't you think so, too?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

I guess, yeah.





But like, for the last time. That was my grass jelly.

1/2

[naicha]

It was mine!

[naicha]

And this isn't about that! It's about something even worse! _{[ oh god what could be worse than someone eating her grass jelly the horror ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

...Egg tarts? [ lmao no clue ]

[naicha]

_{Macau gave me those, too, but...} No! It's not about that either!

Listen, after Valentine's, England licked you, right?

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Right?

...You think I should lick him to get justice? I don't think so.

[naicha]

Nooooo! That'll only make things worse, you know!

See, the problem is... <sub>[ pauses

for dramatic effect ]</sub>

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[ siiiigh ]

Just spit it out already, y'know.

[naicha]

<sub>[ prolongs

for dramatic effect ]</sub>

... I kissed him.

_{[ ... No, Taiwan, that's not the entire story. ]}

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

You kissed... England?

[naicha]

Wh-_{[ insert sputtering and keysmashing ]}-no! What made you think that? He's old and, and super weird, you know!

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

You were just talking about him licking me.

And then you said "I kissed him." What was I like, supposed to think?

[naicha]

But that's not what I mean. Hear me out! I kissed you first, right? Then England licked you. So that means he kissed me indirectly!

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Did he make you think that?

[naicha]

_{[ oh ]}

Yes... _{[ Only. Kind of. It was her idea... ]}