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台灣 ❀ TAIWAN ✿ 林曉梅 ❀ Xiǎom​éi​ Lín ([personal profile] naicha) wrote2011-07-23 03:53 pm

十八 ❀

phone!

Um, ehehe! Wei, it's Taiwan... If anyone heard anything about me um, kissing other people and stuff a week ago, let's just forget about it, okay? I'll forget about whatever you said, too! You probably forgot about it, though, but just in case you remember... Ah, but if it's a good thing, then you can be sure that I'm definitely remembering it! [ You can't see it, but she nods. ] Mm. Yeah!

[ oh gaaaasp ] I forgot! Um, I was wondering... how can you tell if someone's a vampire? I have to know. It's important!

[ wait she's not finished ] Ohhh, wait! I was thinking about this the other day, you know! Mayfield... doesn't have a Chinese restaurant. [ says it like it's the most depressing thing ever ] So I thought, hey! Maybe I should open one up! But I don't have a place where I can set it up. I could use the basement, but Japan keeps all his weird stuff there. [ haha weird ] Ah, but I'd have to worry about where to get the ingredients, too. Aiya...

action!

[ She got her clothes back in the mail today! You don't know how happy this makes her.

A Taiwan usually goes out looking like this. But why is she making the extra effort to look good? Why is she in such a good mood? Why is she on her way to Bunker Street? And why does she look so serious when she finally gets there?

She's on a mission... shhhshshhshh only background music now. ]

[ B But sometimes, she also goes out wearing shirts like this. Not necessarily with long sleeves, mind you. I mean, in this weather? That's stupid.

... Why is she kicking the gumball machine outside the grocery... ]


Eating coins is bad!

[ Oh. ]

[ C In the afternoon, Taiwan passes by the building of the Zemekis Corps. Offices. She stands there for a while, hands on her hips. Then, she points at the building and shouts, ]


I'm on to you!

i... it's seven in the morning a respectable time

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? I know more than vampires than that daft idiot could ever dream!

And he stole my roses.

i will miss yana when i stop being nocturnal ;A;

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. He's an idiot. Anne will never recover from the shock.

Why do you want to know about vampires, anyway?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
R... Really? An honest vampire? If he has the skin and the teeth, he's likely a vampire. Is he here? Can I meet him?

Can I be his friend?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... But I'm very handsome.

And I've been told my blood tastes like Assam and bitterness, which is a little bit of a delicacy.

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't laugh at him he tastes like cake and flowers]

Wh... What do girls have that I don't? That's not very rational of him. But that's... that's probably because he's stupid. Yeah. Stupid.




Put in a good word for me.

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I could be cuter. I'll be so damned cute that he'll cry and weep and writhe at my feet and ask to my friend and I'll say yes and we can frolic through a field of coffins together and who'd look like the idiot then.

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[weirder than him cherishing those words forever] Why don't you just ask him if he's a vampire?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't even asked!

What are you even going to do, anyway? Wave garlic around, shove mirrors in his face, recite the Bible until he cries?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I'm probably far more handsome than her. [not jealous at all]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
She might be good, but "better than me" is a stupid exaggeration.