naicha | 二十五 ❀

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[ Tiny Taiwan is walking around or on top of a ladder covered in Christmas lights and tinsel as attempts to hang them on the front of her house at 1245 Williams Road. On one hand, she looks like she could use some help! On the other, she looks like she's having so much fun... She doesn't celebrate Christmas, not like this, but cold weather and recent events have gotten her in a Christmas mood.

The cafe isn't open around this time yet, but passerby may notice the sudden addition of a pair of plum blossom trees in her front yard. ]

Look, I'm a Christmas tree!

[ Chances are she's talking to Pops, Nadeko or Homura, who are inside the house, but feel free to approach her while she's decorating, too. ]

✿ phone

Hi, um, I have a question!

[ You can just tell this isn't important. She is all about the trivial things today. Oh well, they easily take her mind off the events of last week! ]

Are nations allowed to kiss each other? Is that okay? If your nation kissed another nation, would that be okay with you? [ A beat. ] What if they weren't a nation?

I really want to know! Because I don't want to not be a nation if it's not allowed... Thank you!

[ TAIWAN WHY DIDN'T YOU FILTER THIS SCREAMS ]

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Don't act like you weren't there too! Ooh... stop laughing! I'm gonna get mad!

You sound like you're already angry. [at least he isn't outright laughing anymore!] Really, though. Hong Kong?

Ah... [oh, she kissed Hong Kong

the same Hong Kong that Nena is dating...

right, that could actually be a legitimate problem, she is kind of crazy! and kind of clingy! and kind of crazy!] You might die, that much is true.

If you aren't careful, she might crush your house along with everyone in it. You had best get to painting the entire thing pink as soon as possible. I have a feeling she doesn't attack her own kin. [kin can't be a color]

If you're truly unlucky she might unleash her small army of attack ducks on you. They're quite fearsome! They managed to get their heads stuck in fences and tree stumps with such an intense ferocity.

[oh nope you've lost him, he's laughing his ass off again...]

[ Her feelings can only be expressed in one emoticon:

]

I'm serious! She's got a gun and everything... And she doesn't know how relationships work at all. So you gotta help me make sure she doesn't find out, okay!

[accurate. wow he really needed that laugh after nukefield though!]

Even if I do that, don't you believe she'll discover it eventually? Through your own mouth, I'd wager. You don't keep things to yourself well.

[ wow get out she's not here for his amusement okay ]

Then I need a Plan B!

Can you buy pink paint for me?

[he definitely acts like that's the case...]

Why do you need me to do that? [what if they don't even sell him pink paint!]

Because Charles has money. [ TAIWAN YOU HAVE MONEY TOO but shh she's saving up for that piano still ]

How do you know I haven't spent it all on that piano already? [AHAHA okay no he hasn't but why would he waste an opportunity like this]

Huooo! I told you not to buy one! [ DAMMIT CHARLES come here and let her kick him ]

[why would he ever do that, that is just silly] You didn't give many convincing reasons for me to listen to you.

Everything is ruined now! Ahhhh! I hate you! I really hate you! [ She sounds like she's having another whiny tantrum. With that, comes flailing. With flailing, comes - thud. ]

Aiya. [ Someone hit her hand on the furniture. ]

Did you just break something? [perfectly normal assumptio to make...] Don't be so overly dramatic, you'll wind up ruining your whole house.

Break... up... hmm.

It sounds awful, but um, if Hong Kong can't get away from Nena, maybe... maybe we can get Nena away from him... [ we... ]

[wait why is it always we when did he sign- oh right.]

I know she may not be the brightest child, but I believe even a person like her would notice that something is suspicious if we tried that.

We just have to make her hate Hong Kong! It's already easy, but for Nena it's really hard, you know.

She might go after you one way or another, but meddling in a romance she's involved in is just stepping into your own coffin.

It's okay, countries don't die when they're killed! Hehehe... [ cries on the inside ]

I hope you remember saying that when you're being killed. [such a cheerful topic...!]

If you do think up a way to go through with this plan of yours, do tell me. There isn't nearly enough entertainment in town these days.

It'll be the best plan I've ever come up with yet, you'll see! I won't even have to use that much money! [ why is money always involved taiwan why ]

[why would money even be an issue taiwan why would you pay to make people hate Hong Kong.]

I'll be waiting for it with bated breath, in that case.

二十五 ❀

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1/2

i lied 2/3!!!

no i lied again 3/4.....

huffhuff done

oh no i have been lied to so many times i don't think i can handle it...

nooo i have bruised yanas delicate sensibilities with my lying ways...

your fraud and deception!! my poor and fragile heart!!! i'm going to punch you

i cannot handle the fury of your punches!!!

it's okay i am only punching you gently

oh good i will possibly survive then

no i am a fierce amazonian warrior also that is a lie

i see i will have to bust out my fearsome hand crafted armor for this battle

suddenly my knees are shaking

i can already taste sweet victory

i need to get my scarfle shield

go get her quick the battle is upon us

she is asleep but what she doesn't know won't hurt her

it is true... she was a noble sacrifice

it will not be in vain URYAAAAAA

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVA- wait wrong series

no awful just awful go transform on your own see if i care!!!!!

no i can't be a superhero duo with just one!!