naicha | 一 ❀ action/voice

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

_{[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]}

_{[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]}

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

_{[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

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He what? He took your maiden flower?

I can't believe it! I thought drones didn't do that kind of thing!

Don't worry! I'll make sure to give that guy a good beating, and then a nice kick in the balls on your behalf! I'll avenge your virginity!

_A-ah-- My virginity's still with me, though!

W, What? But- but you said he took your flower!

_{[ bad thoughts, jessica. ]} I meant the one in my hair.

Oh.

What did you think it was!?

A, ahahahaha... my bad...

I'd never let someone take that away from me! I'd at least ask first, you know!

That's good! A girl shouldn't give those things away easily!

Right! A girl should learn to respect herself above all else, you know? If anyone tries anything funny, I'll cut theirs off! _{[ she says this with a smile oh god ]}

Yeah! That's right! Me t-

H, Hold on a second! Isn't doing that a little too much?! I mean, I would probably kick them there, or punch 'em in the face like I do to Battler whenever he tried to touch my boobs- ah, wait, but he expects to be slapped when does that, he never does it because he actually wants to touch them....- but c'mon, that's taking it way too far!

... Then we can make them sterile. As long as they're good and learn their lesson!

T-that won't... your suggestions are crazy!

It's called justice! America said a hero has to be just and fair.

What kind of screwed-up justice is that? And what do you mean, America said?

America said so. He told me.

... D, Don't tell me! You're... you're another one of these country people?

I'm Taiwan! _[Yes.]

Oh, that's so cool! It doesn't make sense much and I'm still not sure how it works, but that's still awesome!

You think so? Haha, it is pretty cool, huh?

Whose citizen are you?

Sure is! This is my second time meeting one of you! You're not like the first guy at all, though. So you people can be both male and female, huh...

Whose-?.... oh, I'm Japanese! [ says this with so much pride!! ] But I'm not like Erika, I ain't obsessed with chopsticks and I don't think other cultures suck or anything like that.

Edited 2010-11-29 16:10 (UTC)