一 ❀ action/voice

[naicha]

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

<sub>[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]

[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]</sub>

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

<sub>[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

edit; Thank you so much for the paid account and icons, anon! ♥♥♥ You can have my hearts. All of them.</sub>

Comments

[naicha]

_{[ BUT IT HAPPENS TO TREES ALL THE TIME okay this is the part where she learns when to shut up, Vietnam can figure it out. ]}

... 1488 Kramden Road. Do you know where that is? ... Does jiejie have GPS?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

What is GPS? Grenade Pulverizing Shotgun? [oh... oh man she really wants a GPS now] Aaah, aah, Kramden...

[naicha]

Global Positioning System! You're getting it wrong again. _{[ Vietnam what does she do with you... ]}

Where's Kramden Road, anyway? Is it somewhere in America?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

A-ah? Why would I want a positioning system? I like to move around and go places. [don't even bother with her okay she still doesn't understand technology in 2010 and puts her efforts towards things like ping-pong-playing robots...........

think think] Yes. It's rather disgusting, but... Welcome to America's house. Again.

[naicha]

That's not how it-_{[ ah forget it this is the woman who puts abs on ping-pong-playing robots, of course ]}

... Will America let us leave soon?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

He says it is not his fault and that appears to be the truth, but he's still an idiot and his house is ugly.

[naicha]

That's true! And he still won't give me those fighter jets. It's been years, you know. Um... so whose fault is it?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

No one is entirely sure. For the most part, they seem to wish us to live here as... families.

[naicha]

I don't think I like this family... Can I go home?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Not at request. You're simply made to stay here until they let you leave. [a beat.] Or... do something strange to your memory, as it seems to be...

[naicha]

_Ah- Yeah, what's up with that? Jiejie makes it sound like I'm supposed to know this by now. I'm smart, but not that smart, you know!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Well, you've... [a soft, if somewhat sad laugh.] You have been here longer than I have. Eight months, I think, and a few times before that, if what I have heard is correct...

[naicha]

Jiejie, jiejie, that's impossible. I haven't heard of anything like this place all my life! Mm, but if you say so...

I wonder when they found the time to Photoshop these. _{[ She's looking at a picture of her, Sanzo, Metis and their other drone child. It's creepy, alright? She holds the telephone cord and winds it around her finger. ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Photoshop? [oh Taiwan why does she always forget that talking to you is like trying to figure out a code........ OH WELL, gonna let that one go] Well, anyway, I will come over to visit you right away, and we'll make some strong coffee and talk.

[naicha]

Can we have cake, too? _{[always hungry]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

If you want... [do you want delicious French pastries, do you]

[naicha]

Jiejie's the best! _{[ fuck yeahhh hangs up all of a sudden and waits for her ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[HOW RUDE TAIWAN!!!

oh well, she sticks some macarons in a tupperware container, makes up some coffee, and is ringing the doorbell some fifteen minutes later.]

[naicha]

_{[ o-opens the door slightly ]}

What's the password?

_{[ She loves playing this game. ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Don't be so annoying.

[what is... 'game'... what is 'having fun'...]

[naicha]

_{[ ohhh opens the door a little more ]}

... What's jiejie holding?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[o-opens the lid of the container, aren't they cute (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kate_aldridge/4322477065/)]

It's not quite cake, but is this okay?

[naicha]

_{[ aaaaah cute cute ;u; She swings the door wide open and pulls Vietnam in. ]}

Mhmm, that's fine! _{[ shuts the door behind her and gently pushes her all the way to the kitchen. ]} Now we can talk and not be with the scary man, oh, but there's a girl here and I think she's alright.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[aiyaaa okay okay she lets herself be pushed] Did they really give you a scary husband? Hm.

[naicha]

<sub>[ She grabs the nearest picture frame and nearly shoves it in Vietnam's face.

She points at the man next to her. ]</sub> Creepy.