一 ❀ action/voice

[naicha]

_{[ A At seven, Taiwan ever so slowly rolls out of bed and onto the floor. It's a Saturday. Who wants to get up on a Saturday? She sits up. Her eyes are barely open as she stifles a yawn and rubs her eyes. Time to start her daily routine. Opening her windows, she stretches her arms and shouts out: ]}

Good morniiiiiiiing!

<sub>[ Oh, hey, this isn't her island. Someone should tell her that. ]

[ B Phone call, sometime around ten. ]</sub>

Hey, mister police officer? Hello? Um, there's a creepy man in this house, and I don't know where I am, and some pervert made me wear these tacky clothes, and they took my flower... _{[ She means the flower in her hair what are you thinking gosh ]} It's really bad, you know! I mean, if I wanted to look retro, I would've at least tried harder!

<sub>[ C Later in the afternoon, she decides to ride around town and no, that's not her bike - she nabbed it from some drone kid. Maybe this will clear her mind a little. Watch out, though - she might be going a little too fast. ]

edit; Thank you so much for the paid account and icons, anon! ♥♥♥ You can have my hearts. All of them.</sub>

Comments

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[wincing hey hey she's watching her blood pressure okay she's been very good about trying to stay calm lately.] I have done many things to many police officers. Please clarify. [pause.] Are you well?

[naicha]

Yaa, scary. _{[ but forget that! ]} Yeah! I have to be, you know! I'm watching the Mnet Asian Music Awards in Macau tomorrow. I really hope CNBlue gets an award this year.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[...what are the Mnet Asian Music Awards... what is CNBlue.........] Are you speaking in code words? I don't like that. We are not at war. Oh! Unless you are trying to give me an encrypted message?

Ah... Let's see... Mnet is... Missile Net? Are there missiles headed towards Mayfield?

[naicha]

_{[ haha jiejie you clazy ]} Jiejie! If I wanted to give you an encrypted messages, my codewords would be cooler! ... What's Mayfield?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[so focused on the concept of missiles she's biting her nails a little, and mumbles a bit when she responds] You really have forgotten everything? Tch. Don't shriek so loudly about your flower into the phones again, alright?

[naicha]

But it's missing and it's really important! I know I put it right here! Aiya, maybe it fell off... Can you tell mister police officer to look for it?

1/2

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

One's flower does not simply 'fall' off!!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[veins in her forehead... throbbing..........] What is the house number?

[naicha]

_{[ BUT IT HAPPENS TO TREES ALL THE TIME okay this is the part where she learns when to shut up, Vietnam can figure it out. ]}

... 1488 Kramden Road. Do you know where that is? ... Does jiejie have GPS?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

What is GPS? Grenade Pulverizing Shotgun? [oh... oh man she really wants a GPS now] Aaah, aah, Kramden...

[naicha]

Global Positioning System! You're getting it wrong again. _{[ Vietnam what does she do with you... ]}

Where's Kramden Road, anyway? Is it somewhere in America?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

A-ah? Why would I want a positioning system? I like to move around and go places. [don't even bother with her okay she still doesn't understand technology in 2010 and puts her efforts towards things like ping-pong-playing robots...........

think think] Yes. It's rather disgusting, but... Welcome to America's house. Again.

[naicha]

That's not how it-_{[ ah forget it this is the woman who puts abs on ping-pong-playing robots, of course ]}

... Will America let us leave soon?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

He says it is not his fault and that appears to be the truth, but he's still an idiot and his house is ugly.

[naicha]

That's true! And he still won't give me those fighter jets. It's been years, you know. Um... so whose fault is it?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

No one is entirely sure. For the most part, they seem to wish us to live here as... families.

[naicha]

I don't think I like this family... Can I go home?

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Not at request. You're simply made to stay here until they let you leave. [a beat.] Or... do something strange to your memory, as it seems to be...

[naicha]

_Ah- Yeah, what's up with that? Jiejie makes it sound like I'm supposed to know this by now. I'm smart, but not that smart, you know!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Well, you've... [a soft, if somewhat sad laugh.] You have been here longer than I have. Eight months, I think, and a few times before that, if what I have heard is correct...

[naicha]

Jiejie, jiejie, that's impossible. I haven't heard of anything like this place all my life! Mm, but if you say so...

I wonder when they found the time to Photoshop these. _{[ She's looking at a picture of her, Sanzo, Metis and their other drone child. It's creepy, alright? She holds the telephone cord and winds it around her finger. ]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Photoshop? [oh Taiwan why does she always forget that talking to you is like trying to figure out a code........ OH WELL, gonna let that one go] Well, anyway, I will come over to visit you right away, and we'll make some strong coffee and talk.

[naicha]

Can we have cake, too? _{[always hungry]}

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

If you want... [do you want delicious French pastries, do you]

[naicha]

Jiejie's the best! _{[ fuck yeahhh hangs up all of a sudden and waits for her ]}